Porn and nakedness

Clothes seem to going out of fashion at an alarming rate. Not only did 5200 crazy Aussies assemble in front of the Sydney Opera House for a nudie snap, DSTV is thinking about launching a porn channel and yet another celebrity was found dead, pants down with a belt around his neck. Yup, it’s time to get your knickers in a knot while you still have them on. Let’s see, nakedness dates back to the beginning of time and, yes, some pundits are even blaming Adam, Eve and God for the creation of porn. Quite the threesome, I must say. Throw in the serpent snake and we have a logo for DSTV’s 24 hour rompathon. While we’re at it 24/7, let’s make some extra velvet rope and turn the whole world into a strip club. Yes please. Maverick’s goes global. Teazers without borders. It’s a brave new buck naked world. I, for one, look forward to a porn-infused mini-Sexpo at next year’s Standerton Dwarf Festival. Go you good thing!